Tuesday, March 24, 2015
March 24th 2015
Thursday, March 12, 2015
March 12th 2015
Royal Jelly
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
March 4th 2015
Thursday, February 12, 2015
January 7th 2015
Genesis and Catastrophe
Thursday, January 15, 2015
January 15th 2015
January 14th 2015
Klausner is obsessed with sounds. He believes that there are so many more sounds in the world but you can't hear them because they are too high pitched. He wants to know what the sounds mean. He goes to the doctors and ask him about it. The doctor says that he should build a sound machine so he could translate the sounds to something he could understand. When a flower is cut he hears a little cry, so he decides to cut a tree with an axe. He's shocked when he hears a low moan. Klausner runs back into the house and calls his doctor. The doctor is going to come over and listen into the headphones, right when Klausner takes a swing at the tree a gaint limb falls down between them and crushes the machine. Klausners is very sad and asks the doctor to put iodine on the trees wounds. The doctor says he didn't hear anything but he says okay and does it.
Plot Twist: Finding out that trees can talk
Characters
-Klausners: He has an Idea and he goes threw with it. He has good preserverence.
Rate: 3.5/5.0
January 13th 2015
Monday, January 12, 2015
January 12th 2015
An old man named Carlos offers an American man his Cadillac if the young man can strike his lighter ten times in a row. The only thing is that if the lighter can not strike 10 times in a row Carlos will cut off the mans left pinkey finger. After the 8th time the lighter lit a woman walks into the room and pushes Carlos onto the bed, and says that he is disturbed. He had taken 47 fingers from other people and he had lost 11 cars to this bet. Carlos had to leave his country because the government threatened to kick Carlos out for life for his terrible actions. The women had won everything Carlos owned from along time ago like one of the cars. When she reaches for the car keys the narrator says her hand has one finger and a thumb.
Rate- 4.0/5.0
January 6th 2015
Mary Maloney is a housewife who just wants to make her husband happy. She's about to have a baby. She's waiting for her husband to get home from his job as a police detective. Mary loves her husband very much and she thinks that her husband feels the same way. When he gets home from work Mary sees that he is kinda out of it. Patrick tells Mary that he is leaving her and their child for another woman. Mary gets angry and hits him over the head with a frozen turkey wing. She realizes that he's dead and wonders what they will do to a pregnant murderer. They police come and can't find the murder weapon because they were eating the turkey leg.
Rating- 3.5/5.0